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Things you're not good at (humorous)

In light of the awesome "6 Things You're Good At" post I thought we could do a funny, "I'm really awful at..." post too.  While reading through some of the other ladies' talents I realized I got skipped over on a few things...

 

1 - Singing.  Or I should say singing well.  I could not carry a tune if you put it in bucket for me.  This does not stop me mind you.

2 - Art.  Cannot draw a straight line with a ruler.

3 - Directions.  I could get lost in my living room.  This is only a minor exaggeration.

4 - Rhythm. White girl from Wisconsin cannot dance.

5 - Gracefulness.  I constantly have bruises I don't remember getting.  There is no use in wondering who put the door frame there - just say, "ow" and keep going!

Re: Things you're not good at (humorous)

1. My eyebrows. I can't pluck em myself, can't shape them myself and when I fill them in I look like a man. Smiley Sad

2.  Driving. There is a reason I take the train everywhere. I'm destroyed so many bumpers. . .

3. Cleaning/Organization. I get way too distracted way too easily, also I'm super lazy! Let's just be honest here! Smiley Tongue

 

 

I know that's only three, but I'm kinda in a down mood, so no point beating me up over everything else I'm terrible at. > w<

Re: Things you're not good at (humorous)

We're poking fun at ourselves!  No need to be down!

Re: Things you're not good at (humorous)

1. Cooking.  My specialties are cereal and sandwiches.  I buy a lot of ready made meals from Fresh and Easy.

2. Anything artistic.  I cannot sing, draw, dance, etc.

3. Makeup.  No matter how long it takes or how hard I try, it never looks quite right.

4. Over shopping.  I usually cannot resist a good deal, so I buy way more stuff than I should.

5. Directions.  I never know where I am, where I am going or how to return unless I have been a lot.

6. Gracefulness.  I am always running into things and have broken more toes than anyone I know.

 

It looks like I have all of the same flaws as you, plus quite a few more!

Re: Things you're not good at (humorous)

1. Cooking: I love my mom, but she's a horrible cook so I think it's genetic.

2. Directions: I don't think I learned my right/left until first grade.

3. Anything athletic: I was not gifted with running, kicking, throwing, etc.

4. Blow drying my hair: I don't have the dexterity to do it.

5. Eyeliner: I love to draw, but for some reason can't do eyeliner if my life depended on it.

6. Anything social: I'm very awkward in social situations and would rather just be by myself.

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