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Things you're not good at (humorous)

In light of the awesome "6 Things You're Good At" post I thought we could do a funny, "I'm really awful at..." post too.  While reading through some of the other ladies' talents I realized I got skipped over on a few things...


1 - Singing.  Or I should say singing well.  I could not carry a tune if you put it in bucket for me.  This does not stop me mind you.

2 - Art.  Cannot draw a straight line with a ruler.

3 - Directions.  I could get lost in my living room.  This is only a minor exaggeration.

4 - Rhythm. White girl from Wisconsin cannot dance.

5 - Gracefulness.  I constantly have bruises I don't remember getting.  There is no use in wondering who put the door frame there - just say, "ow" and keep going!

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1-6 would all be variations of keeping my voice down Smiley Wink I can't help it, I'm Cuban and the stereotype is totally true!

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Sh*t I forgot a good one (should add remembering stuff if I don't write it down)...penmanship..since working in e-commerce since 2003, my penmanship has steadily taken a dive. I make lots of a notepad on my computer! Notes to myself I may be able to read, but I don't think anyone else would be able to.


It's my secret language apparently.

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@kalex- You make a good point ! Except I don't know about the creepy little town thing.

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Oh, this will be hard to keep to a small number! 


Definitely nth-ing things everyone else has said, haha.



1. Gracefulness/hand-eye coordination


2. Awkwardness around strangers (even with LOTS of mellow pills!)


3. Dealing with hot and cold extremes. My mom has been telling me about the weather in my hometown the past two weeks or so... not sure exactly how many days of each of these, but the weather changes in a second. Funnel clouds and a serious tornado warning one day; torrential rain for days leading to flooding, washed out roads, sinkholes, etc; several days of ~110 degree heat; tonight a warning about 60 mph winds and possible hail an inch in diameter, honestly it has snowed in July there, that's about all they need to complete the weather set!


4. Making decisions (time spend deciding is inversely proportionate to the importance of said decision, so deciding what I want at a restaurant is a major crisis!)


5.DANCING. We had awesome board games to play after dinner at our wedding, no way was I going to dance. And we had a huge candy buffet for favors, so people had lots to do besides sit and catch up with everyone who never sees each other.


6. Making myself do things I don't want to. I can pretend things are fine when they aren't for so long it's not even funny and just distract myself with whatever irresponsible things I'd rather be doing. Not so good, hahaha.

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I love the board game idea, that is so cute!

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We did almost everything ourselves for our wedding and made it very very "us." I think it's one of the reasons I hated it so much, it was so much effort it wasn't even fun! We handmade our save the date cards and invitations and hand addressed the envelopes for each. (worst idea everrrr) I didn't want to spend a million dollars on flowers, so we went all over town and found dramatic birdcages and lanterns and little things to put inside for centerpieces etc etc etc. I swear we hated each other and the idea of a wedding for months ahead of it hahaha. 

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Wait, wait... Are you from Texas??  That weather sounds familiar!!!!

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Canada's Texas: Alberta! Pretty similar stereotypes but worse weather due to winter being like 8 months of the year I swear. Smiley Tongue

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Oh yuck!!  Even though our weather is ridiculous, I enjoy that it's summer for about 7 months and whenever else in the year it feels like it.  Winter is not so fun.  :/  except for Winter sports!!!!  Today, though, we are expecting high 86, low 62.  Oddly cold for summer in Texas.

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I'm loving these temps in Arkansas too.  I've actually enjoyed yard work these past few days!  Let's hope it lasts until the 4th!

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