I stopped in to pick up a lipstick on my break, and while browsing a woman bumped into me. The lipstick tester in her hand smeared on the sleeve of my shirt. She did not apologize, and worse she thought it was funny. Me, not so much. 
@angel7594 I'm so sorry that happened to you! I just can't see how someone could think that would be funny. What a rude person.
I do wonder about some people. Maybe it's that we really do live up to our stereotype in Canada and apologize for everything, but it seems so downright rude to bump into someone and continue on with no apology. Getting lipstick on someone while doing it deserves an emphatic 'I'm sooooo sorry!'.
I hope it washed out for you
I can't believe how unbelievably rude this woman was!
I hope the lipstick will come out of your shirt!
Hahaha! It was just good that I was on my break and had to leave. More time may have been a bad thing muahaha! 
Muahahhahaha my plan is working! 
I remember watching some doc on what it's like inside jail and there was a portion with one of the corrections guards displaying all the shanks they found during the various cell-to-cell checks and post-inter-inmate violence - the sheer number alone was shocking, the creativity was impressive. The best was the one made from the paper meal tray and used layers of oatmeal applied after each previous one had dried. The melted toothbrush handle with one of the blades from a safety razor stuck into it via the melting process was boring in comparison. 
