Sample-less Irrational Rant: First World Problem

I'm grateful to be able to afford to shop at Sephora. I'm grateful to have food to eat. I know there are bigger problems in the world than not getting the samples I chose when ordering online. But when you open the box and see nothing on top of that pretty brown paper, it's a little disappointing and it takes away from the experience of getting an online order. I had to literally tell myself, hey you still got this pretty Give me More Lip set to play with, but I really  wish I had gotten my samples Smiley Sad

 

 

I wish I was an artist who could express this in a haiku. Challenge accepted anyone?

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anticipation

surprisingly sans samples

bummed by the blasted blunder

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bonus points for alliteration 

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So impressed I am 

with everyone's haikus here

Creative beauties

 

 

I am Japanese, but have always been terrible at writing haikus Smiley Tongue

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I thought I knew you

I was promised excitement

Empty promises

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These haiku's are hysterical!! Smiley Happy

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The email Conformed

you'd come today, I was not,

ready for nothing.

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The pretty paper

was too light without the gifts

the disappointment

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i just purchased something from sephora store in jcpenney they pulled out a nice magnet closed bag so i figured it already had samples in it , i open it when i get home and nuthin

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at least you got a bag! let's see a picture

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Was it like a tote bag, with black and white stripes and a pair of lips on it? That's the bag they gave out during the VIB sale, they probably had some left over. Most people didn't get samples in theirs.

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lilyyy - i shred the sephora paper thru a paper cutter and give it to shelters and my vet; many cats that are recouping cannot use regular litter

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I have a paper shredder! Is this something they use often? I have loads and loads of shredded paper to donate.

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waited hours for you

you held broken promises

full but empty box

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this one really is amazing.

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awesome.

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full... but empty box

 

Dude. That's deep.

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Sampleless package

Foils of free amazing awesomeness

They are just not there

 

Hehe that was fun Smiley Happy

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Pretty brown paper

From Sephora overwhelms.

How to recycle?

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I actually just realized that I'm going to use that paper as tissue paper for gifts. Multipurpose! Same goes for the boxes... and boxes.. i've been collecting from Sephora lately

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Rewrite in haiku form! Smiley Very Happy

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